Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
by SlopNChop November 21, 2016
Get the Condommug. 
A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.
Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years
by John R. December 08, 2003
Get the Condommug. Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
by Pussyfucker666 May 07, 2011
Get the condomsmug. A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
by Snoos September 30, 2009
Get the Condomermug. Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008
Get the Condommug. by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
Get the Condommug.