Balloons 

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.

Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!

Balloons by Cattlerider January 7, 2017

Windsor Ballet 

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

Windsor Ballet by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006

Balloon animal 

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

Balloon animal by VKS April 14, 2014

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Baboon Ballet 

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

Baboon Ballet by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

thot air balloon by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017

a hot air balloon going Mach 10 

A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.

"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."

a hot air balloon going Mach 10 by Unkanow April 15, 2020