Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Austrian Painter'd

Being forced to kill your self
Bc Uglydolf Nastyler (or Adolf Hitler if your dumb) killer himself

Person 1:Yo Jimmy what happened to Fritz? (Fritz was a nickname for Nazi POW's in ww2
Jimmy:I Austrian Painter'd him.
Person 1:Oh lord.

by Paxso-Africano March 9, 2024

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 25, 2021

Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 18, 2023

Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded

Damn that gave me an austrian!

by tthe.antt May 25, 2022

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 10, 2015

Austrian Piglet

Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.

Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!

by poocheesie March 25, 2024