Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”

“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”

by Crockss March 8, 2022

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

Did I ask?

A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders

7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?

by LeEpikBot February 22, 2022

Did I asked?

The most freaking rude way to say I don't care

Child: I got an A grade on my test
Cash: Did I asked?

by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022