1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.
1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."
by Willis A. April 16, 2008
Dumb punk rock kids who think they might look cooler by being homeless and smelling like shit.They usually have rich parents that want them to come home very badly and can buy them anything they want.They spange and often say they need the money for train tickets to see their family in some other city but end up buying beer with it.
by itssotrue August 24, 2009
Social Networking Websites: People who dedicate a lot of their time in forums to where they're disconnected from the daily functions of 3D chatting. Also one who spends a lot of time in forums.
by GQManOfTheYear July 23, 2009
Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.
Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.
Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.
by A dawg March 17, 2005
by emmaaa July 3, 2005
Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.
People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
Yeast infection of the scrotum.
by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022