A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.
Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
by missybitch April 21, 2017
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A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.
Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.
by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
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An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy
by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019
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A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.
"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"
by Aros22 January 17, 2016
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An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity
LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova
by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015
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When you live in your exs head rent free.
Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.
by Hanabal71 December 11, 2021
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