The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.
1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.
by masterdddd September 12, 2017
A special place in hell for those who jack off to traps or he-shes but persist that they’re not gay and neither are traps. The zone itself is basically a kinky medieval torture dungeon with a load of weird sex tortures
Todd: “awww shit man! Toby just died”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
Steve: “he was fucking weird, bet he’s gone to the Ru Paul’s drag realm”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Me: "OhMehGawd Ai Shi Teh Ru Austin."
Girl1: "Whats that mean?"
Austin" "I love you too."
girl1: "Tell me please....why are you ignoring me"
lol
Girl1: "Whats that mean?"
Austin" "I love you too."
girl1: "Tell me please....why are you ignoring me"
lol
by TaylorMicheleGrumbles December 8, 2009
This is the (S)exual (Ex)ploitation Function (F(SEx) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the 'Constant of Consent'. The formula is read aloud as "Before I fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?" and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-sexual adolescents.
Girl: "Sir, I don't understand this math problem, what formula do I use to solve it?"
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
by duminik November 19, 2010
There is no good example. Please use your imagination.
The anonymous note read: "A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18
The anonymous note read: "A,QT(pi). B4I4Q I12NO: RU/18
by muddle October 6, 2006
No examples needed we don't need another tragedy...so dont cry out -Ver tus et'chier par ru je't- for this is a warning...
by a victim.... July 22, 2009
The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.
by Some things have balls May 18, 2018