An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.
Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 10, 2008
When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck
by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019
An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.
I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.
by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009
a music venue in Springdale, arkansas that doubles as a coffee shop. It used to be pontiac dealership, thus the name. Shows are usually deathcore or grindcore, with occasional indie and alternative shows.
The Pontiac Music Hall has a distinctive smell of old books. Its very dirty looking and somewhat messy.
The audience is mostly scene kids and punks. Routine at the PMH is hanging out at in the coffee shop until the show begins, and then going and watching some of the bands in the back room with the stage. Admittance is only $7. Bands usually suck, but it's good fun to dance. The area is very small and there's usually an occasional obnoxious hardcore dancer.
The PMH is the place to be seen if you are scene.
The Pontiac Music Hall has a distinctive smell of old books. Its very dirty looking and somewhat messy.
The audience is mostly scene kids and punks. Routine at the PMH is hanging out at in the coffee shop until the show begins, and then going and watching some of the bands in the back room with the stage. Admittance is only $7. Bands usually suck, but it's good fun to dance. The area is very small and there's usually an occasional obnoxious hardcore dancer.
The PMH is the place to be seen if you are scene.
Jenny Brokenhearts: After I straighten my hair, lets go to the Pontiac Music Hall.
Noah Skinnyjeans: Last night Hound of Hades was sick at the Pontiac Music Hall.
Guthrie: I can't wait for Saturday's show at the Pontiac music hall.
Noah Skinnyjeans: Last night Hound of Hades was sick at the Pontiac Music Hall.
Guthrie: I can't wait for Saturday's show at the Pontiac music hall.
by blessthewalruskissthepenguin July 18, 2009
While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.
Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"
by Pat Malloy August 28, 2006
Cheaply built, cheaply priced, low budget interior and butt ugly exterior make this perhaps the worst built 4 door car ever sold in North America. Who ever was responsible in engineering the grand am between (1993-2004) should be shot.
by kartic May 23, 2006
First appeared in 1962 as a full sized two door coupe, similar to the Bonneville. In 1969 it was moved to the mid-sized chassis shared with Chevy's Monte Carlo. Was given a re-style in 1973. Many would agree that 1962-1977 were the most stylish years for this personal luxury coupe. But it was down sized in 1978 to a boxy generic design which continued till 1988. Thats when the Grand Prix was redesigned as a Front Wheel Drive aero jelly bean on wheels. 4 Door models were offered, due to the declining popularity of personal luxury coupes. The Grand Prix lost it's uniqueness and was just another boring GM sedan. It was redesigned in 1997, and 2004, but still continued the same look until the Pontiac name was axed in 2009.
I don't know what GM were thinking in the 80's, but they turned the cool Pontiac Grand Prix into a boring crap box that looked the same as all their other cars.
by Metalhead83 December 6, 2011