matteo

matteo esiste
by zxn9b January 17, 2023
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Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »
by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022
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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 04, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022
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Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
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Matteo

Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank
Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER
by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
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Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
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