An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
Get the Matteo Mascarettimug. Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....
He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Matteomug. An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
Get the Matteomug. by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
Get the Matteomug. the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.
aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
by cumtainer February 24, 2024
Get the matteo and ayamug. a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmermanmug. by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023
Get the Matteo Grandemug.