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Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
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matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.
aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya
by cumtainer February 24, 2024
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo

Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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Matteo

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.
by Orthrus May 27, 2018
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Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.
Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."
by GrosSimp July 7, 2022
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Matteo

Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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