Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.

We love Amani + Matteo!

by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023

matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya

bro oh crap this kids a matteo

by Milomiloa May 11, 2022

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018

Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.

Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."

by GrosSimp July 7, 2022

luca matteo pirretti

He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.

Luca Matteo Pirretti is a sinonym for sexyness.

by Ullis the biggest March 8, 2022

Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019