by Dubiks February 23, 2019
Thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's studying to be an engineer, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he is a total fucking tool bag. Often resembles an uglier version of Bob Sagat but is somehow convinced he is gods gift to woman. Even his friends think he is an ass hole. Acts like a huge dick, yet his actual penis resembles a shriveled raisin. If you meet someone named Matt, it is your civil duty to kick him square in the balls. He is the asshole of society.
by Fo' Shizz December 3, 2012
Matt goes to six flags a lot.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.
he owns a maroon jeep.
he steals phones.
and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.
and matt is really thirsty.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.
he owns a maroon jeep.
he steals phones.
and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.
and matt is really thirsty.
Matt is a loser
by wastebasket007 August 2, 2012
by Kingswag January 17, 2015
He is a short, fuzzy, and resembles a Hobbit. They often run into the street where they will spin in circles and yell before walking back onto the sidewalk. Matt's are very shy creatures, and will usually run from any form of anything like a little girl.
Here we see the wild Matt, grazing on the tall grass, as the lion approaches the Matt runs away, the lion is left to starve
-David Attenborough
-David Attenborough
by John Not hammond April 23, 2017
Smart, funny, charming, and adorable. At first, he'll seem like he really cares about you, but after a week, he'll dump you for your best friend. Matt's usually are short, skinny band geeks with the most amazing brown eyes ever. Usually has a beautiful smile, and the sexiest voice in the world. They will say that they love you, and treat you like a princess. They usually tire of you quickly, and if you were stupid enough to believe their lies, your heart will get ripped to pieces. It is impossible to stop loving a Matt, no matter how much you hate him. A complete player that should never be trusted.
by brokenbutwhole July 19, 2011