The act of receiving oral pleasure from a partner who is down on all fours whilst reaching over and behind the oral facilitator and vicariously jamming a louisville slugger baseball bat into his/her anus and working the facilitator with it in a see-saw motion.
Bourbon Wellington, a minion, feeling oppressed by the harsh dictatorship of the Lord Ihop broke into his room with a baseball bat and forced the Lord to submit to a Louisville Doubler until he agreed to be less suppressing of his good people and followers. This ended well for the masses and the Lord Ihop bought all lunch.
by BiggusHungDiccus October 18, 2011
When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.
by p-cakes, murda bird, big maple August 30, 2012
A sex act involving a an autographed Louisville slugger baseball bat, a can of spam, and two plungers.
Jane: Wanna do something kinky tonight?
John: How about a Louisville Plugger
Jane: Get out of my house you sick pervert
John: How about a Louisville Plugger
Jane: Get out of my house you sick pervert
by Yttrium December 21, 2004
by The REAL Bubblegum Fiend October 15, 2003
Sorry excuse for a gathering of an audience. Also known as the biggest waste of time other than the downtown arena.
by GoBigBlue February 3, 2010
Betsie really had trouble pronouncing LMNOP because of her debilitating Louisville Lisp. And because my dick was in her mouth.
by Bruce Bushtickle February 4, 2005