An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.
The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.
One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.
One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.
And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 4, 2018
The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.
by hello there friends February 5, 2019
It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.
I named you My Kinder Queen
by Mishtithemakerofmashalsname June 27, 2017
A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.
by Will Hawkins February 7, 2008
by Xay_ July 7, 2023
the best camp on the planet where kids meet there best friends for life you can never go wrong with camp kinder ring some people call camp there second home but after kinder ring you will call it your first home because of how fun and enjoyable kinder ring is go to camp kinder ring!!!
by GABI PEREL!! March 20, 2020
Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"
by djrickiedee May 1, 2009