A school, in the affluent are of sutton coldfield. Often reffered to as simply 'vesey', it has become a somewhat culture medium for the more astute and putrid members of common society, mainly from the areas of Alum Rock and aston. Half of the members of the school are actually nice and normal people, these are the people that actually live in sutton coldfield, the people who dont live here can be simply reffered to as smelly, fetid, monstrous individuals who dont take any notice to there self appearence and often look like then have rubbed thier face in disheavled filth.
by shhor May 13, 2011
King Edward VI Grammar School is an all-boys grammar school in Chelmsford, England. The school is noted for producing a high percentage of doctors and, of course, The Blore Brothers.
Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.
Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.
Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.
Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.
by nonymous1010101010 January 23, 2011
A single gender, mixed personality school in the city of Chelmsford, incorporating nerds, hardmen, and average lads under one roof. The sixth form permits girls, leading to limitless sex from horny 17 year olds fed up with porn, thus leading to limitless amounts of spare (and used) condoms in the school basement. Those not in sixth form must make their way to the very popular Chelmsford Station Toilets in order to wank/fuck/both.
"He goes to King Edward VI Grammar School."
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"
"Shit, I think I might have stepped on his cum in the toilets at the station"
by romfordandbored September 13, 2017
an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
example:
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then
person 1: do you go to south wilts grammar school for girls?
person 2: yes
person 1: oh that explains why you look like a fag then
by sillywankerrrrrrrrr April 6, 2020
'the grammar school of today' or so they say
this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.
people who go to this school will fail their gcses.
they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.
the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.
people who go to this school will fail their gcses.
they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.
the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
steve: oh yeah my kids decided to go to sir henry floyd grammar school
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life
by I'm so gay July 13, 2022
To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!
Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School
Nigerian son swims to North Korea
Nigerian son swims to North Korea
by nigerianprince420 February 18, 2018
yea man...
by the blackout 11 April 18, 2011