by evanseizes65658 September 26, 2018
by Rhazer July 13, 2009
a fat stinky ugly whale shaped, hippopotamis round circled obese fuck, gets triggered over anything stutters everytime he talks, doesnt know how to speak and says ¨uhh¨ every sentence, likes honeybuns, twinkes, little debbies chocholate covered donuts, is gay as fuck, a dumbass hick, a loner, has no friends, no one likes an evan. they´re all fat and future obese my 600 pound life stars.
by bigsnagn February 24, 2022
Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.
by evanandreesetogether June 25, 2020
by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 5, 2012
A Evan is a guy that’s gives the best hug and makes everyone feel good on the inside when with them and he seems to have tons of energy you would like to take away from him who most of his friends are girls but seem not to be able to date them and always gets in to a friend zone while trying learn how to say no to other girls
by Ricktickler2000 February 9, 2018