A Cool kid to hang out with and a sure funny one. Eli surrounds himself by good friends to comfort him in bad times and just hang out for fun. Loves memes and probably the funniest in the group. With girls he definitely is good and if he tries he can sweep him off their feet. Enjoys Playstation and he usually will speak in a some what German accent pretending to be a Nazi or just German.
"Samantha look it's Eli you wanna ask him out?
"I Dont Know!? What if he says no?"
"Trust me he is too hot to resist"
"I Dont Know!? What if he says no?"
"Trust me he is too hot to resist"
by Boibillybob May 16, 2019
He is the most big hearted nicest guy ever. If you know an eli he has an older gf who is hot asf. He has dark brown hair with a poof. He has a good friends ship with his buddys. Overall hes amazing in bed
by HypeADHD5518 June 10, 2018
An amazing guy you will never meet anybody like him he is athletic smart cool and has a lot of style
by Goodman23 January 15, 2019
Eli is a beautiful girl. Who is smart, caring, funny and outgoing. She is the type of person who doesn’t care about anything. But when someone messes with her bestie sister or her boyfriend she will fight you literally. She might be a bit short but she doesn’t care. Her voice is the cutes voice to her boyfriend. She is popular and has lots of energy when she drinks coffee. She is a bit dopey at times but that is what make her unique.
Love Olivia (sister) xx
Love Olivia (sister) xx
by Water_Melon12 June 8, 2019
Eli
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope
Look at that punk ass DOPEWHORE oh that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay DOPEWHORE from iowa
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
Person 1: You see that guy?
Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.
Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha
by Dr. Cowabunga June 21, 2018
Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
by Nikuya March 11, 2012