(adj.) This word is a shortened version of Convenience Store Camper. This acronym is used to describe a clingy, annoying store assistants that jump on you like campers in games like COD and Black Ops. Typically found in Walmarts, Sports Authorities, and other similar stores, these annoying assistants make your shopping experience that much less enjoyable.
Dude 1: Dude, I just went into that Sport's Authority, and the assistant was a total CVS
Dude 2: Really? What did he do?
Dude 1: As soon as I walked in, he zoned in on me like one of Kim Jog Un's homing missiles. He would not leave me alone, saying things like, "Whatchya lookin for today?", and "How could I help you?". It was freakin' annoying.
Dude 2: Huh. Well, lets go to Vans. They got some pretty chill dudes there.
Dude 1: Aight.
Dude 2: Really? What did he do?
Dude 1: As soon as I walked in, he zoned in on me like one of Kim Jog Un's homing missiles. He would not leave me alone, saying things like, "Whatchya lookin for today?", and "How could I help you?". It was freakin' annoying.
Dude 2: Huh. Well, lets go to Vans. They got some pretty chill dudes there.
Dude 1: Aight.
by shiba_inu May 3, 2017
by SpiritualPick August 12, 2019
CVS, or Chronic Varrier Syndrome, is a condition wherein a person replying to a message does so with just a period (dot), or replies to a reply with a dot, implying his/her's opinion is the same.
by Fish_fucker October 13, 2021
A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
by blocknine July 12, 2023
by Mattholomew69420 March 20, 2023
A big mistake made in the workplace, that may cause one to get fired (and thus he/she had better start refreshing his/her CV)
One sysadmin to his friend who accidentally deleted the boss's inbox: Now that's what I call a CV refresher
by shaibl May 12, 2008
Cv foos stay posted in Carmal Valley San Diego! Some of the most dangerous foo's stay posted down there. They are not afraid to smack a hoe if they get in the way of making "Dat Dough" They are some of the most dangerous gangstas. They will try to steal your 2 bucks, and they will buy a mcchicken with it. Or they will try to jump helpless kid's. Watch out if you are visiting this part of San Diego...Even if it is suburban, the foo's stay out day and night...People who survive from the foo's attack don't live to survive. They may even try to fuck yo bitch...Even though we all know CV foo's have dirty penis.
Guy: "Hey man where you from?"
"Oh man I grew up on the motherfuckin streets of CV...I was once attacked by a CV foo's..." Guy 2
CV foos definition: A bunch of baddies who hang in a group of thugs and will jump you for a dollar.
"Oh man I grew up on the motherfuckin streets of CV...I was once attacked by a CV foo's..." Guy 2
CV foos definition: A bunch of baddies who hang in a group of thugs and will jump you for a dollar.
by thebigbootybitchhotgirlsummer January 6, 2021