grogan

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

by el dav July 18, 2004

grogan

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

by bialystuffer November 19, 2004

grogan

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013

grogan

wiping backwards so that when your partner gives you a blowjob they get a nice surprise

For Valentines day I gave my wife a grogan she will never forget!

by Rob nom nom nom January 12, 2009

grogan

A very obese and ugly girl, who dances with anyone on the dancefloor.

Man 1 : She wasn't too bad...
Man 2 : Dude that bitch was a total grogan!

by beelzeek81 November 7, 2006

grogan

A little Irish man that loves to eat candy, hope around the office like a retard and has a really mean wife

Look, that guy is making a grogan of himself again.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

grogan

somebody whos always high.

grogan- "you know, i think im gonna stop smokeing, i want to get my view on reality back."

me- "thats cool. how long do you think you'll last?"

grogan-"not too long, it should only take an hour or two"

by ahhmothafucka July 4, 2007