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goatse.cx 

A guy with a Vagina on the end of his ass.
goatse.cx by Omead Bond September 5, 2008

goatse.cx'd 

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny
Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*
goatse.cx'd by Anonymous January 24, 2003

The Goatse.cx Lawyer 

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.
The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!
The Goatse.cx Lawyer by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

goatsecx 

"i love goatsecx."

goatsecx 

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"
Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.
goatsecx by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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