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Irish Slang meaning complete mess.
The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse
hames by J Shirley January 5, 2005
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A Mexican word to describe a bloody, infected rectum.
After Leroy pounded me from behind, I developed a Hames.
Hames by Phuchu May 8, 2016
pronounced "ha- mess" the way a hispanic male/female with poor english skills says James
Person 1: Whos in the Toolroom

Hispanic: Hames

(person 1 chuckles loudly)

*Note Peson 1 is white
Hames by 509devil October 4, 2010
Ridiculous way of pronouncing "james" in the latin community, specifically colombia
mike: yo, did you see that hames goal?
derek: hell ya, he's gonna get all the bitches now!
hames by nermanisded July 14, 2014
Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations
Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am
Hames by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019
really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing
"is that hames? omg shes a really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing"
hames by yomamadidthenasty November 23, 2021