Glenn Healy 

A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.

Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"

Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."

Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"

Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."

Glenn Healy by Stratego December 22, 2004