bumber 

a lover of boobs, boobies.

hi, i'm nick jonas and i am a bumber.

bumber by imacreeper. February 12, 2010

bumber 

Another "word" for a bumper, as on a vehicle, except spelled in such a way that the moron using it obviously has no common sense to know that a bumper is named for a reason...It is what you BUMP things with if you're not careful

I need a bumber for my car, someone hit me.

bumber by MoronsPissMeOff July 12, 2017

bumber 

boobies. just. boobies. thats it.

those bumbers are absolutely gigantic!

bumber by queenbeexx3 January 15, 2009

Bumber 

When you beat, outplay, or outwit someone in a sport (soccer, football) or a video game (among us, Minecraft)

Example: Holy shit technoblade just bumbered dream

Example: did you see the game last night? The 49ers bumbered the patriots

Bumber by iceC0N3_YT October 28, 2020

bumber 

a term for fat, preferably in the ass.

damn that chicks got bumber in her lumber

bumber by nooger December 18, 2004

Bumber 

A distorted bumper.

Skype messaging:
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!

Bumber by El Rio. December 17, 2011

bumber 

Female who makes bread

Damn that bitch made bread, that bumber!

bumber by That_Guy26388372 November 2, 2019