clease 

When you laugh so much you start crying

Bro that joke was so funny it made me clease!

clease by Rapideu July 2, 2016

Mr. Clease 

A creepy substitute teacher who rapes kids so hard their way pop as hard as their asshole

I was rapped by Mr. Clease so hard I bled

Mr. Clease by Dig bick69 April 6, 2017

vibe cleanse 

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.

vibe cleanse by hunnydew May 7, 2020

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Big Beaver Cleaver 

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

John cleese by Urburu November 2, 2005

Crease Lizard 

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.

Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

Crease Lizard by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010