sports 

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

sports by thenewnumber904 April 19, 2006

Sports 

Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.

Fan 1: "C'mon ref!"
Fan 2: "What a shitty call!"
Fan 3: "Let em' play! It's the fourth quarter for christ's sake!"
Fan 4: "SPORTS!"

Sports by Nerdferguson June 21, 2013

sports 

The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.

Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation

sports by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016

sports 

if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame*
dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag

me: at least i have a funtioning dick.

sports by chainsawguy100 May 14, 2011

sports 

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

sports by paul mccabe May 29, 2005

Sports 

Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.

Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha

Sports by Gin December 15, 2004

sports 

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

sports by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004