ass mud 

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

ass mud by jr December 11, 2004

Ass-mud attack 

On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.

"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".

Ass-mud attack by Vallaboratory June 16, 2013

The Mud-ass Touch 

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

The Mud-ass Touch by BLynch March 14, 2008

Mud ass nigga 

An individual who is downright the lowest of all other niggas. They are the direct equivalent of nothing and most of the time it shows. A person who comes from the dirt and is the dirt. They ain’t shit cuz they just a mud ass nigga…

“You just a mud ass nigga”
“Shut yo mud ass up”
“I ain’t no mud ass nigga”

Mud ass nigga by Heheh egg sidnsndbdusy November 28, 2023

mud-flap ass 

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

mud-flap ass by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022

ass muddle 

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.

Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.

ass muddle by skuldss May 31, 2011

Muddah Ass 

A typical Trinidadian curse word.

Yuh muddah ass yuh!

Muddah Ass by Trini mario April 7, 2016