aardvark 

the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one

aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.

aardvark by REnergy December 13, 2004

aardvark 

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

aardvark by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

aardvark 

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

aardvark by ned3 January 11, 2009

aardvark 

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

aardvark by pacaderm January 14, 2011

aardvark 

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...

aardvarks are super ugly

aardvark by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006

aardvark 

The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!

Why the hey does aardvark have two 'a's in it anyway???

aardvark by anna_banana897 June 10, 2005

Aardvark 

A man amogst men. well known and considered a plug in most circles. The kind of guy who gets a high from talking to people.

Aardvark went 3 days without sleep because he was too busy getting high just talking to people.

Aardvark by Haardvark November 3, 2018