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Nossimistic

Means that you may be Pessimistic but you still give life a chance
"He's/She's rather Nossimistic"

"You are so Nossmistic"
"That is so Nossimistic"
Nossimistic by Nossimistic January 26, 2022
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An underlings of a bossman
J dogg: Hey little T, you are such a nossman
Nossman by Jam_Master_J March 9, 2020

Nosumociousness

In an infinite geometric series, where /r/<1
If the absolute value of R is greater than or equal to 1 then the geometric series is nosumocious. Learning about this concept in an Algebra II class while feeling extremely bored is NOSUMOCIOUSNESS.
Dude, all the nosumociousness is killing me. I just sat there all class thinking about lunch, while the teacher gave us notes.
Nosumociousness by Jenius4EVR November 3, 2008
Typically, a person who avoids mass purchasing of material goods and/or services solely for the sake of "having the latest", "keeping up with the Jones', "staying with the latest trends, or a combination of any of these ridiculous reasons that are constantly pounded into the public psyche by mass media and commercial advertisements.

A Nonsumer typically or carefully examines what is a 'need' and what is a 'want' when thinking of buying something (everyday essential food and drink products usually exempt from this analysis). Personal research is also usually carried out regarding particular item/service, instead of relying on that 'advertisement you saw on your social media feed/general internet browsing/TV' etc.

Term first heard (Ninja, CoB 2012)
Sheeple: Man I gotta get the new iphone5!

Nonsumer friend: But you only just got the iphone4 5months ago...

Sheeple: Yea but my other friends have upgraded, plus its way better and faster!

Nonsumer friend: Rolls eyes, and may sigh in resignation.
Nonsumer by Ninja_CoB July 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026