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Spanky Ham 

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights
Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)
Spanky Ham by The Col. November 27, 2004

Gutter-Spank Ham 

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.
Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.
Gutter-Spank Ham by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

Spank the Hamster 

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
Spank the Hamster by fubsish August 14, 2009

Hammer spank 

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Isaac hammer spanked storm so fuckin hard last night.

Hammer Spank 

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.
Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026