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Testoclesius 

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.
That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?
Testoclesius by schnoogie November 22, 2004
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Testoclesius 

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.
I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.

testiclesius 

n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
www.raw-one.com/forum "TestoGenius Show"
testiclesius by Sean November 28, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026