clarkey 

A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.

Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey

clarkey by El Jesso November 19, 2004

clarkey 

complete penis eating loser who likes the cock. is generally asociated with bitesize and being a total loser.

"hey clarkey you gimp" Greg carton
"oh i am such a gimp aren't i!" clarkey.

clarkey by jay lane December 16, 2008

clarkey cat 

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"

"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"

clarkey cat by John-O October 4, 2003

George Clarkey 

very fit man
makes videos with imallexx
very funny man, shags lots of women
has a nice beard, nice hair, solid hair line
solid sense of fashion, even tho sometimes he dressed like a divorced dad but id still smash

everyone loves george clarkey

person 1: did you see imallexx’s new video

person 2: yes, i only watched it bcs george clarkey was in it. hes so funny

person 1: oh, okay

George Clarkey by khoifishkhoi January 3, 2023

Demonic Clarke 

Dude who is wiener cousins with a dog

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke

Demonic Clarke by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021

Clarke’s Third Law 

Clarke’s Third Law is probably the best known and most widely cited of the three and states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Just as an aside the others are:
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

As far as that Malcolm is concerned just about any technology conforms to Clarke’s Third Law.

Clarke’s Third Law by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

clarky cat 

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

clarky cat by eViLegion January 25, 2005