Nobslap
In the old times if you disobayed orders in the army you had your arms tied behind yor back and a giant kaneing with your pants down on your penis, there fore nobslap
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Nubslap
The normal reaction to listen to a nub talking shit: A back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (This is referred to as a Nubslap).
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
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Buttcicle Nob Slap
This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.
Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.
"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
Buttcicle Nob Slap by Innit B November 24, 2006
Butt Broth Nob Slap
At the time of ejaculation whilst participating in a buttwank the receiver waps there shit/cum broth soaked nob and slaps it in there partners face leaving a nob shaped imprint on there forehead.
Also leaving the broth 'shit & cum' stain all over there face.
Also leaving the broth 'shit & cum' stain all over there face.
"Alex wacked his wang out quickly from between Tom's butt cheeks and slapped Alex in the face whilst cuming."
"Oh my a Butt Broth Nob Slap you have given me"
"Oh my a Butt Broth Nob Slap you have given me"
Butt Broth Nob Slap by John Bizzle November 18, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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