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pencil dick 

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
pencil dick by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil dick 

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.
"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil
pencil dick by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

Pencil Dick 

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.
Pencil Dick by Jendo October 15, 2004

Pencil Dick 

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN
ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.
Pencil Dick by SDS006 January 4, 2011

Pencil dick 

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...
"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!
Pencil dick by karina November 25, 2003

Pencil Dick 

Dennis needs more D to go with his ICK, because he has a pencil dick. Is that a pencil in your pocket, Dennis I mean Dencil!
Pencil Dick by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006