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Nardoned 

Getting Nardoned is getting super fucked up and taking a shit in a tea pot at your grandmothers house.
"Honey dear, did you get Nardoned again? There is poo poo in my tea.
Nardoned by knowsSup October 18, 2018
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nardified 

Hey, watch your... - eh-bleh-bleh-ble-eh - First of all watch your language and also watch the way you're putting things here.
Wait a minute, what's that mean anyway?
The wax with nard cream? Ehuh? Iiiyh!
I'll nardify the next time I'll come across the word ''nardified'' from someone else. Not you #2, not you Goldmember...

Nerdified 

(1) To make someone a nerd.
(2) Alternative way of calling someone a nerd as an insult.
E.x. 1: I got my friend into D&D. I think I nerdified him.
E.x. 2: You've been nerdified!
Nerdified by FyterX October 26, 2019
The act of your friend Nacho thinking of himself but acting as though he is thinking he is helping you.
I got nachofied
Nachofied by CrabTard April 26, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026