kerfloofy 

When things go wonky.

"WILLOW
Wouldn't be the first time. I kinda
have a history with my witchy
subconscious making things go
kerfloofy. Remember the wacky 'I
can't see you, you can't see me'
spell?" -Warren/Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

kerfloofy by Rimmie Borden October 2, 2004

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerblooey 

A shocking event

It's too peaceful it makes you want a kerblooey!

kerblooey by what's all this then January 6, 2023

kerploof 

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

kerploof by Gaspos March 29, 2021

kerflooie 

The going awry of an ordered and working system.

The disruption of a teleology.

Etymology: From the South, perhaps Georgia.

My first round of RNA test results went kerflooie.

kerflooie by Ruthie Qulick November 1, 2007

kerflooping

Futuristic Moshing

"Grandpa Dylan, what is moshing?"
"You guys call it kerflooping now"

"Omg I didn't know people kerflooped in the 90's!"

kerflooping by themanbeastofsummerside March 7, 2017

kerploofed 

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

kerploofed by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015