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Lazy Lob
The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
Lazy Lob by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006
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Lazy lob • lazy lob on • Lazy Lobby • LazyLobster • lazy • Lazy Susan • lazy-ass • lazy-boy • lazy bum • Lazy eye
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lazy lob on by Mongymatemax June 9, 2016
Lazy Lobby
People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
Lazy Lobby by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021
LazyLobster
A remarkably handsome and charismatic gentleman hailing from England, known for his striking good looks and charming personality. Despite his undeniable appeal, LazyLobster is the epitome of leisure, preferring to lounge around and indulge in his favorite video games rather than engage in the hustle and bustle of everyday life. His kindness shines through in all his interactions, making him not just a pretty face, but a genuinely good dude. The name "LazyLobster" has no actual connection to crustaceans; it’s simply a playful moniker for a man who embodies the art of relaxation and gaming prowess while making the world a bit brighter with his charm.
LazyLobster by SteamSales January 4, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026