A badass Polish poppa who beats you regularly and with fervour, and who is probably both bald and sporting a mean handlebar moustache. Not everything he says always makes it from his Polish mind to his English vocabulary.
"You forget for making signing of your agenda again? Go to shed and pick 2x4 for beating-time." - Janusz to his 6 year-old son.
by purefun January 24, 2009
Get the Januszmug. by Dr.PinkFreud May 03, 2020
Get the Januszmug. The flyest man you'll ever meet, this nigga gave birth to a legend, but he's also frail af and gets no bitches
by ~The Polish Hammer June 28, 2015
Get the Januszmug. by Jose is gay May 22, 2019
Get the collin januszmug. A stereotypical Polish small-time businessman or self-made entrepreneur who believes he’s always right and above everyone else, running his business according to his own, usually unprofessional and often comical rules. Characterized by lack of class, pettiness, greed, and a disregard for social or ethical standards, a "janusz biznesu" frequently embarrasses himself and those around him with his crude behavior and questionable decisions. He embodies the „new money” hustler—someone who ignores basic manners and any sense of professional culture.
This is a frequent meme archetype in Polish internet culture, mocking the absurdity and grotesque side of local “business folklore.”
A classic example: a public scandal where a businessman snatches a signed cap from a child at a sports event. Calling such a person a "Polish millionaire" or "CEO" (as English-language media did about Piotr Szczerek) completely misses the point—"janusz biznesu" is the only label that perfectly fits this brand of zero-class entrepreneurship in Poland.
This is a frequent meme archetype in Polish internet culture, mocking the absurdity and grotesque side of local “business folklore.”
A classic example: a public scandal where a businessman snatches a signed cap from a child at a sports event. Calling such a person a "Polish millionaire" or "CEO" (as English-language media did about Piotr Szczerek) completely misses the point—"janusz biznesu" is the only label that perfectly fits this brand of zero-class entrepreneurship in Poland.
My boss just took all the tips for himself—total janusz biznesu vibes.
My boss demanded we bring our own toilet paper to work—classic Janusz biznesu behavior.
My boss demanded we bring our own toilet paper to work—classic Janusz biznesu behavior.
by Meluco Copi August 31, 2025
Get the Janusz biznesumug.