skeeterdick

a very small, thin marijuana cigarette that may resembles a mosquito's penis if a mosquito had a penis

"All I have is enough weed to roll a skeeterdick."

skeeterdick by setherc September 17, 2004

skeeterbucket 

a dumb person or a slut

Man shes a skeeterbucket.

skeeterbucket by A-toy November 29, 2005

Skeeter Dick 

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

Skeeter Dick by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015