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tomtoolery

adj: To describe a situation of a non-heterosexual nature.
You've cockblocked me twice tonight! I've had enough of this tomtoolery!
tomtoolery by Cole September 13, 2004

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

Timfoolery

The act of Tims performing minor inconsequential transgressions for comic effect.
The naughty timfoolery on Wikipedia is causing quite a bit of trouble.
Timfoolery by nog642 August 20, 2017

thomfoolery

Foolish or silly behavior involved with the zany antics of loving Thom Yorke.
Deborah enjoyed her trip to Oxford and thoroughly enjoyed all the thomfoolery she shared with her friend Roxy as they searched for signs of the very famous Thomas Edward Yorke.
thomfoolery by Roxanne Werbicki March 12, 2008

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

tomfoolery 

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.
Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery
tomfoolery by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004