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Jack Ruby 

While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.
I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.
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jack ruby 

The man who shot Lee Harvey Oswald (who supposedly assassinated JFK). He was a club owner, and involved in the mafia.
"Jack Ruby was tried and convicted of Murder with Malice."
jack ruby by maria ongpin September 5, 2004

Jack Ruby 

(v) the act of ambushing a person and shooting them with a fire arm at close range, typically resulting in the death of the person shot
I wish someone would Jack Ruby that sicko that is claiming he killed Jon Bennet Ramsey.
Jack Ruby by Joe>> September 13, 2008

Jack Ruby 

The Guy Who Shot Lee Harvey Oswald and Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK
Jack Ruby(Exacuted)
Jack Ruby by Seagulls Of Satan!!! October 9, 2008

Jack Ruby'd

When a person commits murder and then dies of cancer.
Remember that one time last year when that one guy got Jack Ruby'd?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026