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an unspecified crude medicine, esp. laxative
Stop moanin' about yer gut ache and take this jollop!
jollop by John Earl November 23, 2003
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noun - jizzum, man fat, gunk, nut muck, basically another word for spunk
shit, i've got jollop my sister's knickers, hope she doesn't notice
jollop by tugger October 10, 2003
That turkey has an ugly jollop
jollop by jake25k June 19, 2016
Sloppy Sandwich
Jollopy by Liv Tour May 20, 2018

Sloppy jollopy 

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face
Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy
Sloppy jollopy by Bdrysdale December 9, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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