Pizard

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

Pizard

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

by Chrono August 27, 2004

pizard

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007