Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.
{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
by piro August 26, 2004