Cartons 

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons

Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties

Cartons by I<3containersofmilk March 30, 2011

milk cartons 

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

milk cartons by HitchHiking January 21, 2015

skid cartons 

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.

The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!

skid cartons by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

cartoshka 

1. Potato in Russian
2.A gluttonous and slothful person

Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka

cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009

Empty Egg Carton 

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

Empty Egg Carton by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Cartoon Cartoons 

The best cartoons from Cartoon Network that were unfortunately taken off for unknown reasons.

Dexters Laboratory: 1996-2003
Powerpuff Girls: 1999-2005
Johnny Bravo:1997-2004
Ed Edd n Eddy: 1999-2007, 2009-2010(Possibly still aring)
I am Wheasel: 1999-1999
Cow and Chicken: 1997-1999
Courage the Cowardly Dog: 1995,-2002
Mike Lu and Og: 1999-2000
Cartoon Cartoons fridays: 1999-2003? (disputed)
There are others that are remebered that are also removed from CArtoon Netowork that still do air, but otherwise, they are ended. I hoope that they come back.

Cartoon Cartoons by Zarley July 7, 2010

Carton Bitch 

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

Carton Bitch by Dean123 March 29, 2009