spindleshanx 

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

spindleshanx by That Guy August 22, 2004

Spindleshanx 

A new form of liquid meth

OMG dude that guy just had some Spindleshanx - look at him go now!

Spindleshanx by Yoda123 September 7, 2008

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Swindleshanks 

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order

That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!

Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003