walrus 

A stupid girl who needs to getta life up in here!

Damnn! What is up with her! Walrus!

What a hermit walrus!

walrus by cupcakemeself9239 October 31, 2011

Walrus 

Everyone knows that the Walrus is John Lennon!

"I am the Eggman, They are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus, Koo Koo K'Choo!" Sang John Lennon

Walrus by Mister Miser May 11, 2008

walrus 

the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"

1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times!

2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus.

3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!

walrus by aiso21 June 1, 2010

Walrus 

A term denoting any and all 16-year old boys with wrinkly faces, who are consistently encased in some form of cast, and who overuse plural words to an extreme. their parents are cool boomers, but have a tendency to be hovercraft parents

also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.

1: hey we're having a party on saturday. can you go?
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru

Walrus by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008

Walrus 

To put a tooter in each nostril and inhale (insert substance of choice) simultaneously.

Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.

"Dude, walrus the mirror."

Walrus by Mobile Lek April 14, 2008

Walrus 

A large creature which resides in Seaforth, Merseyside. The Walrus,or less commonly known name 'Walmart' tends to wear Doc Marten boots and has a strangely squeaky sound to it when it makes noises. In most cases when aggitated; the walrus will run like a tit and make a rather amusing face. Though the walrus doesn't look threatening, beware of it's footwear; as that is it's only defence when under threat. In recent weeks, the Walrus has began to wear a sort of black hand garment in the cold winter months. And yes, as you may have guessed - it does make him a pussy.

"I smacked the Walrus and it ran like an idiot and everybody laughed."

Walrus by Kestrel Soup December 15, 2008

walrus 

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

walrus by oracle March 12, 2004