dog walker

slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.

Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???

by Tintin of Lhouvum February 11, 2022

dog walker

eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’

“eleanor is just his dog walker”

by lhh harry June 12, 2021

dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.

My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.

by Unicorn Hurl September 2, 2017

Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 17, 2019

Dog Walker

One who continuously has unattractive girlfriends.

Did you see John's new girlfriend? Man, he's a real dog walker!

by Hale December 13, 2003

Ukrainian Dog Walker

A very attractive man, who also walks dogs and happens to have lived in Ukraine.

Jarrad: The Ukrainian dog walker is really attractive, he can walk my dog anytime.

by Michael o'Benny June 23, 2023

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 22, 2018