paft

Paft is the word to describe the sound
made when having vigorous sex with your good lady!it is also linked with bosh.This sound has best results using the doggystyle position for maximum slappage.This sound can be mimicked by cupping the hands and clapping in a swift and sharp manner.

I was giving her one good and propper last night,and the paft was defening.
I went like a neumatic drill "paft" "paft" "paft" "bosh" whoooa im gonna cum.

paft by Stappo August 17, 2004

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pafta

the bullshit that a high person says, all the bollocks that people say after a joint that makes no sense at all

Milo: Ayo Charlie was chattin bare pafta after that joint

Charlie: oi allow it mans baked

lawrence: naa mans chattin PAFTA

pafta by lawrence_ September 22, 2020

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paft • pafta • paftalika • pafter • paftopoeds

pafter

pafter ; is what you call a guy you dont like. a bit like poof but pafter is slightly more hardcore

he's a pure pafter

your a pafter

pafter by Saraah. May 6, 2008

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paftopoeds

Pretentious Artistes Fapping Themselves Over Philosophy On Excessively Decorated Sets

A genre of movie that seems profound but is mostly just preening.

Inception is a PAFTOPOEDS, that's why he likes it so much.

paftopoeds by NotYourAverageStreamers September 7, 2020

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paftalika

The surname of the born-to-be Kutek's prince that will conquer all of the world

Paftalika is a handsome man

paftalika by Oncjil November 22, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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