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sleestack 

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.
sleestack by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Sleazestack 

an unbelievable, horrid looking female being that could pass as an alien due to her bulging oversized eyes, crusty skin layers with crater-like puss bumps, sharp-chipped unkempt teeth (if any teeth), little to no head hair resembling strands, freakishly huge forehead and mansized feet with toes just as long as fingers with green oozing toejam
Woe! man run the other way!! here comes that sleazestack thats been trying to hit on me!
Sleazestack by Good Thang Man December 31, 2010

sleestak 

a mythical creature from the Land of the Lost. These creatures are defined as being green in color, having large, black eyes, no fingers (thumbs and four fingers grouped as part of the hand), and webbed feet. They also emit a hissing sound when agitated. They are known to have evolved into a species that can communicate through speech. Enik was at talking version of a more evolved Sleestak Species.
Chaka was followed by the Sleestaks through the forest until a dinosaur scared the Sleestaks away.
sleestak by Brent Knox January 6, 2005

sleestak 

A last final emptying of the penile shaft, often resembling grain tumbling off the conveyor, resembles also the introduction to the TV series Land of the Lost, when the humans are tossed over a waterfall with some bad editing.
I was able to prop myself up to get a good sleestak, covering her landing strip with my UFOs.
sleestak by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Sleestak - n -

1. A run of the mil common skank. 2. Women who dress alike, look alike and talk alike. 3. A pack of sorostitutes 4. A girl you'd hook up with but wouldn't tell your friends about.
Sleestak - n - 1. The bar is packed with women, too bad they're all sleestaks. 2. She wasn't the first random sleestak my dong hammer had barfed all over, and she certainly wouldn't be the last. 3. She may have been a sleestak but she served her purpose, my balls were empty and my hands were filled with sandwich. 4. I got laid last night but when I woke up I saw she was a total sleestak.
Sleestak - n - by Gatsby Jr. July 8, 2011

Sleestak 

A server at a restaurant like fast food that moves really slow is a sleestak
A Order taker At McDonald's is a sleestak
Sleestak by Kramelamer July 19, 2013