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Unkeyboardinated 

Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
Nancy, don't you know how to type? You're so unkeyboardinated!
Unkeyboardinated by GoBears84 August 6, 2014
Word of the Day on August 7, 2014
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Unkeyboardinated 

Someone who hunts and pecks at a keyboard.
My friend is really unkeyboardinated - it takes her half an hour to write a one-paragraph email.
Unkeyboardinated by ritzbitzn August 7, 2014

Unkeyboardinated 

When one just sucks at typing so fast that they find so many typos once they look up at what they typed.
All I could see once looked up after typing my paper was red underlines everywhere, man I am so unkeyboardinated.
Unkeyboardinated by foodie456 September 11, 2018

Unkeybordinated 

(Adverb)
Pronunciation: ʌn · ki · BɔRD · ɪh · neɪ · tɪd
When one has trouble texting a phrase without messing up multiple times.
"Ugh. I'm so unkeybordinated today; I cna't eevn TLAK rgiht."
Unkeybordinated by theVIRUSnation September 8, 2016
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026