Chihuamos 

Gay men who accessorize with tiny dogs to help pull their wardrobe together.

Chihuamos often own bulldogs, shih tzus, pugs, Jack Russell terriers, and other pint-sized to small dogs.

Chihuamos by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

chiquanos 

a mexican that gets knocked up by a boy/man

Steven Kelley sexin' up those dirty (chiquanos)!

chiquanos by Annie Howington April 3, 2010

chihuaHonda

a Honda that thinks it's a Porsche
a car that suffers from the Chihauhua Complex (also known as the "small dog complex")

it's a souped up lowrider Honda with a bark bigger than it's bite

characteristics include a loud and absurd-sounding exhaust, tinted windows, and some flashy trim

was that a kazoo driving by?

no, it's just a chihuaHonda

chihuaHonda by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017