R Kelly

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

R. Kelly

VERB - to urinate

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.

by DJ Kanye Pepper November 8, 2012

R. Kellying

Verb:
The act of pee'ing on someone

Quick guys John is r. kellying Josh!

by Fortymileshigh October 26, 2017

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

r kelly

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor

1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"

by Rukas February 4, 2003

R-Kelly

When a older person male is trying to get with someone female much much younger than they are.

My boy wana holla at u....how old is he??He's 22..Sorry but tell him to take his R-Kelly ass and go somwhere..i'm only 14.

by Vickey July 29, 2005